Whale of a Tale
George: ewwwww...: The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads . . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :-)
Kat: EW
Kat: yeah i know
Kat: haha
Kat: my friend was like "at the natural history museum....... they have the big whale"
Kat: me; "so."
Kat: her: "male whale balls"
Kat: me: OOH REALLY DO THEY SHOW THEM!?
Kat: her: lets go see!
Kat: we were in the natural history museum already
George: >.<
George: please tell me they didn't show them
Kat: no. but i spent like 10 minutes standing
Kat: with my head craned up at the ceiling
Kat: trying to look
Kat: needless to say, many embarassing pictures were taken of me
George: now THOSE i have to see :)
Kat: hmph
George: *giggle*
George: but you are a sick child....
Kat: indeed i am