Wendy Drunk
Wendy: shit
Wendy: i'mgone
Wendy: and
Wendy: myspacebar
Wendy: isgone
George: ....
George: why is your space bar gone?
Wendy: likeifyousee
Wendy: mycomputer
Wendy: thepsacebar
Wendy: isgone
George: yes, how did that happen?
Wendy: idon'tknow
Wendy: butit'snotonmycomputer
Wendy: andi'mtrying
Wendy: veryhard
Wendy: totypecoherently
Wendy: okaygirlwhoisgonemroethaniam
Wendy: sheissleeping
Wendy: beforeshesaysanythingelsebad
George: i see.
George: and exactly how gone are you in comparison?
Wendy: ohh
Wendy: i'm
Wendy: sooooooooooogone
Wendy: it'sridiculous
Wendy: I'veneverbeenthisdrunkthisfastbefore
Wendy: but
Wendy: i'mtryhing
Wendy: soooooooooo
Wendy: hardtotryandtype
George: ....and how/why did you get drunk so fast?
Wendy: ohh
Wendy: i've
Wendy: explained
Wendy: totoomanypeoplealready
Wendy: andi'msleepy
Wendy: soaskmetomorrow
Wendy: andi'llgiveyou
Wendy: amore
Wendy: coherent
Wendy: answer
Wendy: omg
Wendy: sohard
Wendy: totype
Wendy: straight
Wendy: when
Wendy: the
George: ....wow.
George: excuse me when i say i still can't see how getting drunk is appealing in any way.