Crazy Teacher
George: i believe i have hit the jackpot of most bizarre teacher ever: everyone was zoning out and she goes "the next book has a throbbing p*nis in it!" and everyone snaps to attention and she's like "that's right people, we've got p*rn! let's make it to june"
Michelle: LMAO!!!
Michelle: omg thats so cool
George: Julia: she was telling us this story about how she took a picture of her son's poop, because it was "solid and well formed"
George: and occasionally disgusting. lol
Michelle: wow
Michelle: well i had a sexdriven chem teacher last year
Michelle: all she did was talk to us about her exbfs from highschool
Michelle: and she was ancient
Michelle: so it was pretty disturbing
George: ew ew ew
Michelle: yea
Michelle: and she smoked pot behind the school on the 3rd day
Michelle: and got an asthma attack from it
Michelle: was hospitalized for 3 months
Michelle: came back and was on sex overdrive
George: my english teacher did that once....the windows were fogged up b/c it was raining out and she's like "it's like the windows of my bf's car!" and she's.....at least 50....
Michelle has gone away.
Michelle is no longer away.
Michelle: lmao
Michelle: ewwww
Michelle: why do they tell us these things?
George: to keep our attention and abstain from s*x.
Michelle: haha thats not a very good attempt at discretion
Michelle: its better than s e x
Michelle: my friend gloria does that sometimes when she cant think of a discreet way of putting things
Michelle: she's all like so lets talk about j o hhh n
Michelle: and i'm like just b/c you space out the letters and add a couple extra isnt really gonna change things
George: hahaha sorry
Michelle: so anyway
Michelle: hows life
George: bleh...i hate vday b/c of it's existance but then again i can't hate it b/c i actually have someone to celebrate it w/ this year...so i'm torn
George: and then hw blows chunks.
Michelle: yay congrats
Michelle: so do i
Michelle: and for the 1st time its not a girl, gay, or asexual
Michelle: but it is statuary rape
Michelle: well you cant have it all
George: umm.....what?!
Michelle: lol hes a senior
Michelle: not some middleaged man i pick up on the street
George: lol ok step in the right direction
Michelle: haha
Michelle: although middleaged men on the street are so irresistable
George: ..that's awkward.
Michelle: lol
Michelle: so what are you doing tomorrow?
George: school *tear*
Michelle: i mean for vday
George: meh, gift giving
George: i dunno if we're going out to do anything after...prolly not
Michelle: do you have a valentine or are you just big pimping?
George: lol i actually have one
Michelle: yay!
Michelle: well we're celebrating vday the week after tomorrow
Michelle: b/c we go to stuy
Michelle: and we have a whole week off to celebrate
George: oh? why a whole week?
Michelle: we're going to the raciest part of town where 10 prostitutes got shot to play pool
Michelle: midwinter recess
George: damn lucky....
Michelle: lol i know
Michelle: i'm so psyched
Michelle: dinner time
Michelle: ttyl
George: toodles