Tampons
Frances: do the hustle!!
George: excuse me?
Frances: dundundundundundundun
Frances: 8-)
George: lol you are so weird
Frances: you heard me..
Frances: guess what
George: what?
Frances: i`m flossing. :o
George: that's great
Frances: ANDDDDD
Frances: did you know they have smelly tampons now?
Frances: now instead of smelling perfume samples in magazines, you can smell TAMPONS.
George: really...are they flower scented?
Frances: i derno, but they smell like perfume. :-)
George: lovely
George: so you're switching to these then?
Frances: i think you need some
Frances: no. ):
Frances: i stick with pads, thank you very much
George: now why would i need one?
Frances: to smell.
Frances: OBVIOUSLY> O_O
George: couldn't i just get perfume?
Frances: why can`t you just get tampons?
George: b/c that would just be weird
Frances: wouldnot
Frances: i wouldn`t mind if a man was smelling tampons at the zoo:-):-):-)
George: at the zoo?
Frances: yes, the zoo.
Frances: i like the zoo
George: so why would a guy be smelling tampons at the zoo?
Frances: maybe he likes it that way, i`m just saying i wouldn`t mind. (:
George: that doesn't even make sense
Frances: DOES TOO
George: no one in their right mind would be sniffing tampons, much less at the zoo
Frances: that man would
Frances: USE YOUR IMAGINATION GEORGE.
Frances has gone away.
Frances is no longer away.
Frances: hahaha
George: hmm?
Frances: time magazine is featuring '13 year olds' this week. xD
George: why?
Frances: they no so much about us, it`s scaryyy
Frances: *know
George: lol
Frances: read ittt
George: i don't get time
Frances: go buy oe
Frances: *one
Frances: obviouslyyyyy
George: lol as if i care that much
Frances: it`s fascinating
George: eh, maybe i'll get one later
Frances: fine.
Frances: doo doo face. D:
George: are we resorting to 5 year old insults?
Frances: MAYBE.
George: haha
Frances: hey, shut up. my vocabulary is every bit as good as your`s. :-)
Frances: for colloquialisms anyways
George: oooh big word
George: oh snap!
Frances: YOU MOCK ME SIR
Frances: you sir, are a vagina.
Frances: enough said.
George: a vagina? now what makes you say that?
Frances: it`s part of my vocabulary.
George: still, why would i be one?
Frances: CAUSE I`M A 5 YEAR OLD &I LIKE TO SAY DIRTY WORDS.
George: hahahaha
Frances: anyways.
Frances: speaking of vaginas, need an pdate on my menstrual cycle?
George: if you insist
Frances: my period`s starting today. :o
Frances: gasppp
George: lovely!
Frances: indeed!
Frances: what about your`s? :-)
George: i'm a guy, we don't have periods
George: we have sports seasons
Frances: guys don`t have periods, but you`re a george.
Frances: therefore. you must have one.
George: why? what am i?
Frances: a vigina
Frances: I JJUST TOLD YOU
George: how? that's not physically possible?
Frances: is too
George: nope, it really isn't
Frances: is too
Frances: just alot of plastic surgery
Frances: or. you get get REALLLL fat &mold yourself into one. (:
Frances: +then you can stab yourself for the blood effect 8-)
George: that's disgusting.
Frances: hey, it`s an idea.
Frances: let`s see YOU make a better one
George: no, i'd rather not turn men into vaginas
Frances: :-( you`re no fun
George: sorry
Frances: you ate butt. D:
Frances: *eat
George: says who?
Frances: me
George: and who died and made you god?
Frances: the voice of tigger
George: oh ha ha.
Frances: check&mate. 8-)
George: so sad but no
Frances: yes
Frances: HAHA I WIN
George: huh?
Frances: i win
George: at what?
Frances: winning
George: how can you win at winning?
Frances: CAUSE I CAN
George: you need to come up with better reasons geez
Frances: fine. i win because i can have a period &you can`t. 8-)
Frances: touche`
George: i don't have to carry a baby or go through pms. i win :)
Frances: well. you can`t smell tampons.
George: nor do i want to
Frances: SO I WIN
George: uhh.....whatever helps you sleep at night.
Frances: ha HA!
Frances logged out.