My friend the TA
Wendy: so would it be weird if I friended my Physics TA on facebook?
George: lol oh the one you flirt with?
George: not at all
Wendy: hahahahaha
Wendy: are you being serious?
George: not at all
Wendy: you're mean
George: i know.
George: naw i think it's okay.
George: i friended a professor on facebook once.
Wendy: oh okay
Wendy: hahahaha
Wendy: Well in that case..
George: if i find out you two are dating i will verbally abuse you to no end
Wendy: HAHAHA
Wendy: haaaaahhahahah
Wendy: hahahahhahaha
Wendy: me.. dating my Physics TA?????
Wendy: WTF
George: you flirt with him....lord knows what else you aren't telling me
Wendy: I do NOT flirt with him that much
Wendy: like not obviously flirt
Wendy: I just talk to him.. everyone in the class talks to him
Wendy: and I helped him do his Rubik's cube once.. that's it
George: lol i'm just teasing you kiddo
Wendy: don't kiddo me, Georgie
George: i will kiddo you as i damn well please.
Wendy: Are you showing this convo to other people?
Wendy: ARE YOU??
Wendy: AM I PROVIDING YOU AND YOUR VARIOUS FRIENDS A FEW LAUGHS?
Wendy: EHH?
George: lol actually i'm not.
Wendy: oh wow
Wendy: okay
George: SO THERE.
Wendy: nevermind then
Wendy: hahahahahhahaa
George: lol but now i'll have to
George: sheesh.
Wendy: hahahaha
George: way to draw attention to yourself.
Wendy: okaaay I'm going to facebook him
George: haha
Wendy: omg, I can't believe I haven't studied for CENG yet
George: ADD much dearie?
Wendy: hahaha
Wendy: mayhaps
George: mayhaps? is that what happens when maybe and perhaps get together and have an unholy demon child?
Wendy: that's harsh
Wendy: I like the word mayhaps
George: haha
George: seems useful
Wendy: so I don't know why I'm telling you this since I know that you're going to mock me
Wendy: but omg, I need to stop flirting with my physics lab TA
George: please excuse me while i go do my i told you so dance
Wendy: hahaha you have an "I told you so" dance?
Wendy: I would like to see that
George: haha well you'll have to find the right occasion for it to happen
Wendy: hahaha okay then
George: so tell me, what have you done?
Wendy: ohhh
Wendy: facebook.
Wendy: hahaha
Wendy: facebook conversing, basically
George: yes, so do i need to tell you you're a bad person or did ya already get that?
Wendy: yeah, yeah
George: alright, well that saves me some effort
George: so then, will this cheesecake come to fruition?
Wendy: there is cheesecake in the fridge
Wendy: hahahaha
Wendy: umm
Wendy: but probably not
Wendy: well
Wendy: we'll see
Wendy: hmm
Wendy: it might seem like sucking up though
George: or something totally not related to academics?
Wendy: okay, yeah, if I bring a cheesecake, that's totally flirting
Wendy: hahahaha
Wendy: hmmm
Wendy: do I feel like being just that much more evil?
Wendy: taking a walk on the wild side?
Wendy: maybe boosting my grade that extra point or two?
Wendy: after all.. I'll never see him again...
Wendy: hmmm
Wendy: how evil am I, George?
George: i plead the 5th.
George: of all people though, i must say i never predicted you would be the one attempting to use feminine wiles to academic advantage
Wendy: hahahaha
Wendy: oh, I'm such a grade grubber
Wendy: at heart
Wendy: grade grubbing Asian, I am
George: that doesn't mean you have to show up wearing low cut shirts to get advantage
Wendy: Oh I'm not THAT much of a grade whore
Wendy: (did you like my double entendre? didya, didya?)
George: grade whoring is grade whoring.
George: makes no difference on the method
Wendy: plus, I don't have the necessities to make a low cut shirt all that advantageous for me anyway
George: i've heard that wonderbras do amazing things.
Wendy: ............
Wendy: I know what I'm getting you for Christmas now
George: cheesecake?
Wendy: ouch!
Wendy: ouchhhhhh
Wendy: low low blow
George: lol
George: i work with what i'm given