Human Stupidity
George: so stupid moment of the day, i get my lab report back and on the page with the heading "data", the grader's comment is "is this your raw data?"
George: no, miss, i thought i'd play with you. it's actually my conclusion, just thought i'd keep you on your toes.
Shane: your response is "no, this is conclusion. the data is the part under
Shane: haha
Shane: we're thinking along the same lines
Shane: so you'll love my day
Shane: i spent the whole effing time idiot-proofing japanese fan handles. you'd THINK that no one would be stupid enough to injure oneself on a FUCKING FAN HANDLE. but apparently not. i'm so sorry darwinism.. i'll bring you back in some other way
George: hahahaha wait. how do you do that?
George: oh oh found another good one....i lost points for not including my unknown #...except the sentance highlighted is "The unknown acid (#64)..."
Shane: ...
Shane: i have no stabbity implements in hand-range
Shane: oh wait
Shane: i can bludgeon myself with the tv remote
Shane: its ok, crisis averted
Shane: and i did it by power-sanding the handles of bamboo down. let me tell you, the euphoria of being unguarded around power tools wears off fast
George: o.O
George: i don't recall those edges being sharp.
Shane: MY POINT EXACTLY
Shane: how stupid do you have to be? the only way i can even imagine one getting injured would be to stab yourself in the eye
Shane: in which case i suggested we post a sign that reads "Garden not responsible in event of stupidity"
George: hahahaha nice
Shane: my boss didnt appreciate that
George: no?
Shane: no she said we almost got sued once because someone got a splinter
Shane: i almost cried
George: hahaha wtf
Shane: yeah
Shane: maybe i did.. i cant remember. the next thing i remember is waking up with a rock in my hand and a throbbing headache. my co-worker says i might have brain damage
Shane: i told her i was probably already like that
George: rotfl serious?
Shane: no
George: hah
Shane: i'm such a bastard