Stalking Teachers
Michelle: MR. GRANOVSKIY!!! I AM MADLY INFATUATED WITH HIM. I'VE EMAILED HIM NUMEROUS TIMES JUST TODAY BUT HE WONT REPLY MY EMAILS, HE WONT PICK UP THE PHONE. IF THIS INSANITY CONTINUES I WILL HAVE TO TRAVEL TO HIS HUMBLE ABODE AND RIDE HIM WITH SUCH ENDURANCE UNTIL HIS INNARDS EXPLODE WITH FERVENT LUST
Friend: lol
Michelle: that, of course, would be highly inappropriate
Michelle: and awkward if he is to become my future math teacher
Friend: lol
Friend: or comp sci
Michelle: ah yes that too
Friend: lol
Michelle: you should show him this conversation
Michelle: i'm sure he'd find it amusing
Michelle: or report me to a higher federal official