Love Slaves
George: 'ello
George: what r u up to?
Kat: :-*
Kat: wouldn't you want to know
George: kat........who are you sleeping w/ now?
Kat: my friend MICHELLE.
Kat: shes one of my new love slaves.
Kat: :-D
Kat: i've got about.. hmm.
Kat: 300,000 so far?
George: LOL
George: silly, silly child....
George: so how's ur break going?
Kat: not silly.
Kat: :-D h*rny.
Kat: grrrrreat
Kat: well no . really boring
Kat: i stayed in bed until 2 pm.
George: lol yeah same
George: h*rny eh?
Kat: OH YES.
Kat: haha.
Kat: my friend then dragged me off to Walt WHitman mall
George: hmm...i should get you the strip chocolate game for ur birthday
Kat: to go buy shoes for herself.
George: lol
Kat: Ooooh.
Kat: :-D slut shoes.
Kat: haha.
Kat: anywya.
Kat: yeah. then she made me whip out my
Kat: credit card and buy Manolos for her
Kat: via neiman marcus.
George: hahaha you rich ppl
Kat: :-D
Kat: it was her birthday
Kat: well it IS.
Kat: then later today.
Kat: :( i have to make myeslf pretty
Kat: then drag myself to her yacht.
George: ok, now you're just confirming every damn stereotype of rich ppl there is
George: :-P
Kat: AHHAHAAHAH!
George: satyr1209: i guess s*x over and over and over again does get boring
George: any comments, dear?
Kat: mm.
Kat: NO.
Kat: it doesn't.
Kat: ESPECIALLY if you've got.. countless love slaves.
Kat: countless toys.
Kat: VERY limber people
Kat: ;) i take yoga and pilates.
Kat: :-*
Kat: think of the flexibilty.
Kat: georgie porgie?
George: yes, kat?
Kat: bleh. yesterday was my recital. :(
Kat: it was not good
Kat: >:-o
Kat: >:-O
Kat: >:o
Kat: finally.
George: awww.....poor kat.......
Kat: yah.,
George: i'm sure you did well....
Kat: and no BEEEF to make it better.
Kat: sighs.. only love slaves
Kat: :-\
George: hahahaha
Kat: so does georgie worgie have an EXPLOSIVE s*x life as well?
Kat: :-*
George: *ahem* what????
Kat: or an EXPLOSIVE spring break?
George: explosive wouldn't quite be the term i'd use
Kat: oh?
Kat: please do elaborate
George: my spring break is rather boring...lots of work to do
Kat: oh
George: and my *ahem* s*x life......will remain in question for now?
Kat: :-D
Kat: no work.
Kat: aww.
Kat: would you like to borrow a s*x slave?
Kat: or five?
Kat: :-*
George: ahahaha
George: seeing as you have plenty?
George: :-P
Kat: oh yes
Kat: numbers are amounting with each second.
George: lol kat....now how many of them are cretins?
Kat: i predict.. hmm by the end of spring break i should have all of the WESTERN HEMISPHERE
Kat: NONE!
Kat: AHAHA!
Kat: NONE NONE NONE!
George: and your world domination will begin?
Kat: well. they'er thrown into the dungeon
Kat: yup.
George: hahahaha
George: now how many of these are guys?
Kat: would you like a spot on my parliament?
Kat: half.
Kat: of them.
Kat: :-D
George: ooooh, go kat!
Kat: actually 75%
George: lol sure i'll take a spot
Kat: so.
Kat: wihch would you like?
George: kat has her own harem going there
Kat: treaasurere?
Kat: internal affairs?
Kat: secretary?
Kat: defense?
Kat: homeland security?
Kat: :-* maintenance
Kat: of the slaves/
George: lol internal affairs sounds nice...or maybe defense if i feel like being a warmongering a**hole
George: lol and what would i do as maintainence?
Kat: haha
George: :-P
Kat: :-*
Kat: let your imagination run wild.
George: oh good lord
Kat: so.. interested?
Kat: O:-)
George: hahaha now whhy do you have a halo? shouldn't that be horns?
Kat: its an innocent look
Kat: OR
George: *hack* kat? innocent?
Kat: you could be.. royal i dunno.
Kat: transcriber?
Kat: haha.
Kat: something.
George: lol
Kat: OUTFITIER!
Kat: incharge of outfitting the slaves!
George: LOL
Kat: or keeping track of the toys.
Kat: wekll lack therof of outfits
George: ew
Kat: you could be the accountant!
Kat: in charge of my COUNTLESS TRILLIONS!
George: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Kat: :-Dup for it?
George: sure, bring it on
Kat: nice salary..
Kat: benefits..
Kat: :-* your own plane?
Kat: heli?
Kat: yacht?
Kat: s*x slaves?
George: lol what great benefits
Kat: anything ELSE you want?
Kat: ... a night with the goddess? :-*
George: that would be nice :-*
George: LOL
Kat: HAHA
Kat: i'm SURE that can be arranged
Kat: just sign your name on the soul selling *COUGH* i mean WAITING list
Kat: and you will be served shortly
George: lol
George: wow you're terrible
George: i like that :-*
Kat: hahah
Kat: of COURSE i am.
Kat: s*x goddesses also double as QUEENS OF HELL
Kat: when the devil's away on hiatus.
Kat: / vacation
George: lol
Kat: of cousre then we get paid overtime
Kat: 's not an easy job
George: i can imagine so
Kat: hehehehe
George: i was once an agent of satan
Kat: ohh.
Kat: how did that turn out?
George: but i decided to outsource to india
George: so i could have a more relaxed lifestyle
Kat: mmm..
Kat: i see
George: yesh indeedy
Kat: would you like to control the AMERICAN part of my kingdom/empire?
Kat: or would you prefer somewhere along the lines of ... france?
George: AMERICA thank you
George: france can go screw themselves
George: and they probably would too j/k :-P
Kat: haha
Kat: so you can be VICEROY of america
George: hahaha that has a nice tone to it
Kat: SO viceroy
George: yes, my dear queen?
Kat: what reports do you bring of the FREE land?
George: well it's ruled by a monkey-like naked ape who apparently follows the grunts of a pig and and moans of a wolf
George: incidentally, the pig has a daughter with lesbian tendencies
Kat: mm. how strange.
Kat: please do elaborate. with names.
Kat: i must.. eradicate .. these beings
Kat: in order for precision, i must know names.
George: well the monkey is called little bush
George: and the pig is named cheney
Kat: George W. Bush to be precise? with the twin ddaughters?
Kat: ah yes. those daughters.
George: hai
Kat: they TRIED to join my kingdom as s*x slaves but..
Kat: sadly they were lacking.
George: in what dare i ask?
Kat: i dont appreciate those of low intelligence.
George: lol
Kat: and using VILE things such as drugs.
Kat: ugh. simply despicable!
George: there goes most of america
Kat: the nerve they had to approach MY interrogators.
George: *gasp* how COULD they?!
Kat: tell me, viceroy. would you like to RULE america as well?
George: lol certainly. and claim bill gates' assets while i'm at it
George: add that to your bank
Kat: mm.
Kat: that would be QUITE an asset.
Kat: :-D
Kat: thank you.
George: you're very welcome :D
Kat: are you sure you would not like to take.. advantage of your benefits?
Kat: :-*
George: well, when are you coming over? ;)
Kat: oh sooooon
Kat: i MUST visit your.
Kat: castle/estate
George: lol
Kat: that you have been .. GIVEN upon induction into my parliament
George: lol generous as you are
Kat: :) of cousre
George: whatcha up to?
Kat: reseraching my project
Kat: hm i should take AP psychology.
Kat: extensive FREUD discussions
Kat: :-*
George: heh, psychology is for kooks
George: i took it :-P
Kat: and?
George: yes you get to talk about P*NIS envy
Kat: WOOHOO REALLY!?
Kat: do YOU have p*nis envy?
Kat: !
George: i have a p*nis, dear
Kat: or do the others envy YOU?
George: we went over this remember?
George: lol
Kat: hehehehe.
Kat: oh yeah.
Kat: :-[
George: lol
Kat: what else do you talk about
George: like the main theories of human behevior and stuff
Kat: poo.
Kat: any s*x?!
George: not really
Kat: no fair
George: is that all you wanted?
Kat: :-?
Kat: yes
George: heh, ur class might be diff tho
Kat: its STUY.
Kat: of COURSE it'll be different.
Kat: hm. maybe we'll get into ..
Kat: :-*
George: haha *note to self: transfer to stuy*
George: :-P j/k
Kat: haha
Kat: oo.
Kat: you'll be cross country.
Kat: HERE.
Kat: :-*
Kat: ahh the corruption begins
Kat: *cough* i mean seduction
George: *ahem* right
Kat: :-*