Queer as Folk
Crystal: imy QAF screencaps
Crystal: wanna see
Crystal: yeah you do
Crystal: because if i had to just read that excerpt about friends and poop
Crystal: you have to look at everything i give you
Crystal: ahahaha
George: .....
Crystal: oh yes.
Crystal: [Queer as Folk Screencap]
Crystal: SQUEE
Crystal: i want to marry him and have his babies.
George: is he gay in real life?
Crystal: blond is, brunette's straight
George: and you want to marry?
Crystal: the straight one
Crystal: though, the blond one i'll take too
George: lol
Crystal: [Queer as Folk Screencap]
Crystal: seriously. like millions of his babies.
Crystal: i will have.
George: IT'S A VAGINA NOT A CLOWNCAR!
Crystal: hahahaha
Crystal: im keeping these pictures clean for you man
Crystal: unless you'd like a particularly explicit one.
Crystal: [Queer as Folk Screencap]
Crystal: oh. watch my ovaries explode.
Crystal: CUTENESS
George: lmao
Crystal: in the show that's his son
George: gotcha
Crystal: [Queer as Folk Screencap]
Crystal: heeeeeeeeeeeee
Crystal: their love is so cute
Crystal: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Crystal: except the brunette swears he doesnt love the blond
Crystal: but you can SEE it
Crystal: hee
Crystal: kay im done.
George: hahaha
George: awww
George: cute moment
Crystal: im going to tell you the story of them
Crystal: ahahaha because i can
Crystal: and im bored
Crystal: justin is the blonde and brian is the other one
Crystal: brian is this huge slut and then he sleeps with justin and justin never goes away
George: haha
George: wait he was a sl*t before he sleeps w/ justin
George: or still is one
Crystal: still is
Crystal: and brian's a raging ass to everyone he knows so no one knows why justin keeps coming around even though brian has told him he doesnt DO relationships
Crystal: since he cant get rid of justin, he just keeps sleeping with him and eventually justin wears him down by the end of the first season
Crystal: though brian is still a giant slut, he's totally in love with justin but never admits it
George: ic
Crystal: then he goes to justin's prom with him where justin gets bashed by this bigot
Crystal: end of the first season
Crystal: second season, brian's gone weird since justin's coma
Crystal: see this is a total drama
Crystal: ANYWAY
Crystal: justin comes out of his coma, and despite his mother's wishes and brian's fake annoyance, he still never goes away
Crystal: he then moves in with brian and they start this funky relationship that still involves sleeping around
Crystal: but the key point is that THE brian kinney has been suckered into having a boyfriend for once
Crystal: aha i love this storyline
George: wow how odd...
George: so how many ppl in the drama are gay?
George: all?
George: minus the brunette?
Crystal: in real life or in the show?
George: the show
Crystal: like 3.
Crystal: out of like 10
George: ic
Crystal: SO, by the end of the second season, you find that justin's been cheating on brian with this younger, more romantic guy and man do i hate that guy
Crystal: he takes justin away and brian is really sad though he never shows it
Crystal: end of season 2
Crystal: the more romantic guy cheats on justin so justin goes back to brian and their funky relationship
Crystal: but he never moves back into brian's place
George: ic
Crystal: justin becomes an intern at brian's work and they both later get fired for undermining a client and fraternizing with each other
George: why do you hate the other guy?
Crystal: BECAUSE HE TOOK JUSTIN AWAY FROM BRIAN
George: haha
Crystal: they're together at the end of the third season. brian and justin.
Crystal: season four starts out and brian ends up having cancer
Crystal: he freaks out when justin finds out and kicks him outta his life
Crystal: and then you find out that he did it because he wanted to get justin to leave before justin left him on his own
Crystal: because brian is obsessed with youth and beauty and now that he has this thing he thinks justin wont love him anymore
Crystal: i have to mention that theres a 12 year difference between them
Crystal: but no matter
Crystal: brian comes home one day after work and justin's in his house and he gets really pissed
Crystal: but justin is stubborn and still doesnt leave
George: 12 year?!
George: sheesh
Crystal: justin was 17 and brian was 29 when the series started
George: ah
Crystal: anyway, justin has this comic book that he created with brian's best friend mikey
Crystal: and that is supposed to go into production in hollywood so justin goes there and brian goes on this charity bike ride despite his doctor's orders
Crystal: then brian breaks his clavicle but finishes the ride and justin's home to see him
Crystal: and he's pretty pissed but he's glad to be home anyway
Crystal: then, as justin has to offer to work on the set of his movie personally, brian asks him to MOVE BACK IN WITH HIM
George: ooh drama!
Crystal: and then the fourth season ended
Crystal: SO i read the spoilers
Crystal: and rumor has it that theres a bombing at this local club
Crystal: and justin is inside when it happens so brian freaks out
Crystal: and then when justin comes out, brian declares his love for him
Crystal: and then later proposes
George: ooh la la :-*
Crystal: but they end up breaking off the engagment
Crystal: because thats just how they are
Crystal: but they dont break up altogether
Crystal: and justin moves to NY without brian but they're still together
Crystal: and then the season is supposed to end forever there
Crystal: which would PISS ME OFF
Crystal: so i hope its all fake.
Crystal: except the engagement part
George: lol
Crystal: i dont care if they break it off
Crystal: but i just want them to be together
George: ah
Crystal: THEY ARE MY FAVORITE COUPLE EVER
Crystal: i will raise my children on their love
Crystal: EEEEEEEEEEEE
Crystal: bathroom break.
Crystal has gone away.
George: uhm....what an awkward away msg.
Crystal <AUTO-REPLY> :
GEORGE! CAN YOU FEEL THE GAY LOVE!?
Crystal is no longer away.
Crystal: hahaha
George: George: crystal has decided to give me the entire synopsis of Queer as Folk
George: lovely.
Caitlin Jennings: yay for you.. i want nothing to do with it
George: rotflmao
George: Crystal <AUTO-REPLY> :
GEORGE! CAN YOU FEEL THE GAY LOVE!?
Caitlin Jennings: didnt i say i want nothing to do with the gay love!!?? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Crystal: i gave you one storyline of QAF
Crystal: theres like otheres
Crystal: but i love my brian and justin
George: what there's more?? isn't that enough?!
Crystal: there's like 3 or 4 others
Crystal: and some subplots
George: ah
Crystal: because theres
Crystal: brian, justin, mikey, emmet, ted, debbie, melanie, and lindsey
Crystal: oh, and ben
Crystal: and hunter
Crystal: but they come later
Crystal: lindsey and melanie are the lesbians who have a boy named Gus who's father is Brian
Crystal: mikey and ben are together after the 2nd season and they take in 16-year-old hunter
George: ok i don't want to know.
Crystal: debbie is mikey's mother
Crystal: and ew. okay. i sound like jillayne talking about xena.
George: yea, yea you do.
Crystal: EW.
Crystal: okay i'll stop at my gay boy love
George: yea, yea you should.
Crystal: but yes. the actor who plays brian, is media shy.
Crystal: gale harold
Crystal: anytime theres a camera or an interviewer he gets flustered
Crystal: or he stays away
Crystal: which i find to be endearing, since this is a guy who can act wonderfully and do pretty naked scenes
George: ...
Crystal: yet he cant look someone straight in the eye and explain something
Crystal: i wanna name my baby boy gale
Crystal: eeheehee
George: and then you can have the last name of force and he'll be gale force
George: oh how fun.
Crystal: ...
Crystal: i dont get it.
George: nm
Crystal: ....
Crystal: okay.
Crystal: but yes. gale harold's babies.