English Nanny
George: so why do you think you don't have a chance
Christina: gpa/sats/essays/teacher recs
George: I'LL write you a teacher rec if you need it
George: lol
George: you're fine, stop being asian.
Christina: most colleges i'm applying to are expecting a <10% acceptance rate
Christina: >90% of the people will be rejected
George: blah blah blah.....
George: don't make me go asian parent on you.
Christina: well, there are two types:
Christina: one that says.. you won't amount to sh*t and the other that says.. oh, you'll get into harvard.. and if they reject you, then yale.. by then, princeton will have accepted you.
George: i am clearly the latter, as i don't think you're something i scrape off the bottom of my shoes.
Christina: same parents do: "so what's the SATs out of? and what did you get?" and then calculate how much out of how much you got.. and completely missing the point that it's a curved-based score, that's not a raw score.
Christina: lmao
Christina: lovely
George: you will do many great things, young one. terrible yes, but great.
Christina: well, yay- one person for the latter.
Christina: hahahaha!
George: gee wonder where i ripped that from.
Christina: well, i must wake up in five hours again
George: aye madam
Christina: goodnight
Christina: and see you practically all day tomorrow.
Christina: yay.
Christina: seriously. yay!
George: oh i'll love every minute of it
Christina: is that an oxymoron?
Christina: haha
Christina: as long as you don't cause any brain damage like solomon
George: :) i'll cause damage, just in different ways ;)
Christina: wheee. i already see purple giraffes, pink zebras, and green monkeys
Christina: add in a few neon-yellow pigs..
George: lovely.
George: remember, drugs are bad.
Christina: it's all because of you!
Christina: :sobs:
George: yeah, i beat you like a pimp whipping his wh*Res.
George: right.
Christina: ...
Christina: ...
Christina: ...
Christina: O.o
Christina: goodnight.
George: sweet dreams.
Christina: wait
George: lovely note to end on.
Christina: did i tell you of my unofficial rejection?
Christina: lmao
George: you did not.
Christina: oh. yeah. first unofficial rejection from bu's accelerated med program
Christina: b.a./m.d. in seven years.
Christina: :sigh: twas my first choice
Christina: anyways, they called people on thursday.. and i suppose friday too
Christina: it doesn't take that long to call 20-30 people, so.. i assume they're done calling.
Christina: calls were only for finalists that need to interview at bu
Christina: and. yeah. didn't make the first cut. :sad:
Christina: okay.
George: aw well i'm very sorry
Christina: back to precious SLEEP
Christina: it's okay
George: but fret not there's a college for you somewhere
Christina: i'm used to rejection
Christina: kind of sad
George: i hear mira costa college is excellent :-P
Christina: >.<
Christina: :glares:
Christina: hmph.i'd go to SDSU
Christina: actually got in early, so. hm.
George: ;)
George: and you can come visit me at an actual college!
Christina: -_-
Christina: while i fight for my GE classes
George: please note that my sarcasm levels go up as the night goes on
George: it's not just you.
Christina: and attempt foolhardly to
Christina: graduate in 4 years
George: very possible, if you don't have revelle requirements ;)
Christina: because it's impossible with SDSU's overcrowded facilities
Christina: many people are pushed to 5-6 years
Christina: it's quite sad.
George: "facilities"
Christina: haha. yes.. er.. those trailers over. uh. there.
Christina: they're not built yet, btw
George: oh, i was thinking shacks bult from kegs used in frats
George: well you best be off, got to be cheerful tomorrow morning
Christina: pity that clown college closed
George: totter off now dearie
Christina: or was it wringly's
George: aye, i would've made an excellent clown
Christina: :tottering off:
Christina: yes youwould've!
Christina: haha. i'm getting you a big red nose and floppy shoes.
Christina: everything else is clownish. ;) j/k.
Christina: night.
George: thanks.
George: good night.
George: i feel like an english nanny
Christina: sweet dreams
Christina: lol
George: (mock sarcasm)
George: as for you, but i told you that THREE MINUTES AGO