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Mafia?

George: thank you bash.org:
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to p*nis. 
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
Kat: awwww..
Kat: how about.
Kat: "BIG MANLY P*NIS!"
George: rotfl
Kat: hehee.
Kat: georgie porgie.
Kat: big manly p*nis?
George: of course
Kat: :-*
Kat: =-O <<-- georgie porgie + girl
Kat: KING GEORGE!
Kat: you could nickname it.
George: no, i'm not that egotistical
Kat: Kat (10:07:08 PM): big manly penis?
George (10:07:14 PM): of course what do you call that?!
Kat: modest?!
George: no, truthful
Kat: har har
Kat: there was this really rude guy in my school
Kat: in mid. school..
George: lol what happened?
Kat: who would go around to girls and say
Kat: "GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOU WERE MADE TO DO< WOMAN"
Kat: /"get on your knees and SERVICE ME"
George: ok...that's just sick
Kat: disgusdting.
Kat: eventually.. 
Kat: he got suspended.
George: i hope you placed a friendly foot in the proper area
Kat: yes
Kat: well not me..
Kat: because he neve "asked me"
Kat: but well.. MANY TIMES from other girls
George: oy vey that's terrible
Kat: yes
Kat: oh well.
Kat: HAHAHA.
Kat: hes got no more "Crown jewels"
George: ROTFLMAO!!!
Kat: well..
Kat: useless ones.
Kat: numb.
Kat: not ... physically no more.
George: @_@ that's terrible, but he had it coming
Kat: HAHA defintely
Kat: my friend: "women.. fall at my feet"
me: "i'm not falling"
George: lol that's b/c he trips them :-)
Kat: friend: "you will be.. once you are charmed by my suaveness"
me: "nien. if i fall.. it'll NOT be in front of you"
friend: "grr. i hate you"
me: "wunderbra. next topic pelase"
George: lol
Kat: i'm vile. evil. 
George: well evil certainly
Kat: :-D
George: i wouldn't say you're vile
Kat: eh
Kat: depends on the person's opiion
Kat: or i'm queen of certins.
Kat: cretins* what a wonderful resume
George: lol queen of cretins, sex goddess, world domination
Kat: HAh
Kat: i'll SURELY be hired
George: yeah, by al quaida
Kat: POo.
Kat: or Hamas.
Kat: or by bush.
Kat: LOL.
Kat: or by some sort of MOB>
George: ROTFL
Kat: which should i accept?
Kat: russian, italian, japanese, chinese, black?
George: yeah, replace condalisa rice
George: lol italian def
George: they have most class
George: tho jap give them a run for their money
Kat: eugh. "in order for protecting our country, people must have more sex"
Kat: yes.
Kat: russian--be their assassin.
Kat: use them as my assassins
George: lol
Kat: but then again.. MI 6 and CIA "covert ops" looks appealing..
Kat: WE"LL USE THEM ALL!!!
George: but the russian mafia isn't has high class
George: CIA is fun
Kat: russians have diamonds :-D
George: fair point
Kat: lol.
Kat: and i could RULE the economy with china.
George: ROTFLMAO
Kat: :-D everytin'g smade in china.
Kat: so lets recap:
Kat: japan: steal their tea, money
russian: assassins, diamonds
italian: money laundering, food, class
chinese: economy
black:... stealing?
MI-6 brits: brits are sexy.. maybe i'll get a Q-type character 
CIA covert: patriotism
George: lol brits sexy eh? :-P
George: i say japan or special forces
Kat: hmm.
Kat: yes brits sexy--its the accents.
Kat: AH but the italians.. they got italy :-D love that country
Kat: and the FOOD!
Kat: is there a french ?
George: no, sorry
Kat: aigh.
Kat: brb. we must muse on this more
George: too busy losing wars
George: lol ok