Louisiana Purchase
Jill: did u know our history teacher compared the louisiana purchase to lapdancing?
Jill: so, our history teacher was explaining that TJ unconstitutionally purchsed the lousiana territory, besides florida for 10 mil
Jill: and then he started to explain about this show on mtv about this guy who flew to vegas for his bachelor party. little did he know that his fiancee and her mother were flown to watch him also
Jill: so this guy goes to a strip club and gets a lapdance, not knowing that his fiancee was watching. then he goes to a bar, has a few drinks, and does not know that his mother-in-law is watching.
Jill: so, the fiancee and mother-in-law are brought in, and the guy is surprised. He is shocked to watch the videotape of his bachelor party and the involvement of his fiancee and mother-in-law.
Jill: the fiancee asks "why did u get a lapdance?" he responds "what was i supposed to do? tell her to get off?"
George: lol
Jill: so in essence, the lousiana purchase "lapdanced" onto TJ, and he couldn't tell it to "get off", even to preserve his morals and ethics.
George: o dear
Jill: aren't u dissapointed u missed this?
Jill: then after class, our history teacher asked aurelie, "why were u so quiet today?" and she says, "I was sick" & charlotte says, "mebbe u were fantasing about giving (a guy) a lapdance." If you could've seen our history teacher's rxn....hehe
Jill: then someone wrote "I Love (a guy)" in the girl's bathroom, and (that guy) wanted Rhiannon, Lauren, & I to see whose handwriting it was.
Jill: did i tell u to bring earplugs to french, our french teacher blows the whistle very loudly for about a minute now, usually does that 20x
George: i'm used to it
Jill: i know, but u'll lose your hearing permanently