"The Gay"
Crystal: holy shit its me
George: hahahaha
Crystal: and shes got 2 outta my top 10 movies
Crystal: HOLY SHIT SHES READ LATTER DAYS
Crystal: OH MY GOD IT IS ME
George: you mean HE
Crystal: .....
Crystal: its a dude?
Crystal: omg hes queer.
George: ROTFLMAO
George: i THINK he's bi.
Crystal: well he likes boys, THATS for sure
Crystal: send him my way
Crystal: i'll clear it all up
George: rotflmao
Crystal: hahaha
Crystal: and then he SHALL BE MINE!
Crystal: you should go up to him and be like
Crystal: "you know, if you're confused about your sexuality, you can always come to.....MY FRIEND CRYSTAL! ultimate fag hag. she has fags crawling after her hag every day. get in quick or she'll shun you and you won't learn the ways of the gay."
George: "the gay"
George: riight.
Crystal: hey. i know way more than any woman should about male gayness.
George: true.
George: and you aren't shy about it either.
Crystal: hell no.
Crystal: why be shy about one of my favorite pasttimes?
George: being a "fag hag"?
Greg I: lol
Greg I: she's MAKE him gay
Greg I: **ohsnap**
Crystal: tell him to shut his face or i'll come after him.
Crystal: i'll make him SO brokeback, he wont know what hit him from behind.
Crystal: ahahahaha
Greg I: omgi'mscaredofthebigblackwoman
Greg I: *when cross country running becomes a lifesaving skill*
Crystal: lucky him i wont even climb a small incline to get lunch on campus, nevermind chasing after his tiny ass.
George: rotflmao
Greg I: is she going to sit on me and break my spine, or shove a dildo up my butt?
Greg I: cuz frankly, i think i would rather take the dildo
Crystal: dildo it is!
George: speaking of dildos...
George: (which is a fantastic way to start a sentence)
Crystal: i hear that more than you think.
George: ...i don't even want to know.
Crystal: you dont.