Great Gatsby
Brent: george i fail to understand the point of this assignment
George: i fail to find the stuff for this assignment, much less see the point to it
Brent: who is gatsby related to
Brent: helmut kuhl?
Brent: or something like that
George: yeah i think so
George: ah, the days when men had mistresses...i bet you'd like that era
Brent: i know shit
Brent: i would have been in heaven
Brent: o george did i tell you?
Brent: i'm becoming a mormon so i can have 8+ wifes
Brent: LEGALLY
Brent: and supposibly i won't go to hell!!!!
Brent: WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO
George: lol....hate to break it to you, but they dropped that part a while ago...
Brent: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brent: NOOOOOOOOOOO.
Brent: don't shatter my dreams g chen
George: sorry b winship
Brent: when i have 9+ house slaves slaving over me i won't let them slave over you because you're trying to crush my dreams
Brent: i'm going to marry a rich woman
Brent: so that way if we get divorced
Brent: i can take half her shit
Brent: or even better i'll kill her and inherit it all
Brent: hmm...brent you sly devil you
George: what a jerk.
Brent: perhaps a jerk..but a rich jerk
George: heh...wow man
Brent: some may call me a sell out
Brent: to that i respond
Brent: a rich sell out
George: i'd figure you to be one in favor of a career as an adult star....have s*x and get paid for it
Brent: that is true
Brent: i hear you have to start in g*y p*rn
Brent: haha you're right this is the perfect profession para mi
Brent: OOPS
Brent: that slipped out
George: .................lol
Brent: either way
Brent: when i make it big
Brent: you can direct or something
Brent: caue azns hook each other up
Brent: haha no pun intended
George: lol good god no....
Brent: haha