Human Energy
David: i odnt usually take overthecounter drugs
David: i usually get my aspirin from chewing the willow tree next door
David: because im that kind of man
David: lol
George: >.< rotfl
David: you are addicted to food
David: what a loser
George: what?
David: u suffer from an addiction to C6H12O6
George: how so?
David: ur addiction has made u a junkie...u are at the dregs of society
David: shame on you!
George: wth???
David: now excuse me while i go eat
George: rotfl
George: get out.
David: i think the aspirin has frozen my brain
George: lol
David: yea.. i was reading about druyg abuse
David: and they compared it to food
David: i think i shall live off of intravenous glucose and a muklti vitamin
David: ill be running and be like
David: oh crap my blood sugar is getting low
David: must inject myself
George: david
George: you are a freak
David: itll be great
David: i wont have to take a shit ever again
George: ew
David: exactly
David: water, glucose, and a multivitamin
David: oh wait
David: ill have to eventually crap out the multivitamin tho
David: neh so il take ac rap every 30 days
David: *a crap
George: hahahahahahahaha
David: or how about if i have a continuous drip of a solution of glucose?
David: then i wont have to drink or eat
George: oy vey
George: i think u still would need to
George: proteins?
David: pshh
David: fine, ill put amino acids into the soln.
David: happy?
George: slightly better
David: hey, im trying to invent modern equivalent to the milk and potatoes diet
George: lol i can tell
David: or..
David: i could try to evolve mitochondria out of the human race and just have pure ATP injected
George: hahahahahahahahahaha
David: ill have a solar powered ATP/ADP pump
David: thereby making me solar powered
David: ill be the first solar powered human
David: OMG! thats a great idea!
George: lol or u could just put chloroplasts in human cells
George: so we can be photosynthetic
David: ok
David: we'll put chloroplasts into our cells with a supplement of a huge solar array
David: so that we wont need to eat anymore
David: ouch....those poor guys in alaska
David: ok we'll evolve the ability to hibernate for 6 months
David: fora ll those living up north
George: hahahahahahahaha indeed
David: wait a minute...
David: why dont we just eat normally and convert our bodies into a voltaic cell?
George: lol
David: or, genetically engineer something to do it for us
David: which is what we are trying to do
David: doh
David: i just ,made a huge mental lloop
George: well done
David: yes, and i should have been studying latin too
David: haha speaking of latin...in romeo and juliet they call brandy the water of life
George: lol yes
David: i think ill have some tiramisu now
George: rotfl
David: mmm as some of my friends would say: that was like an orgasm in the mouth"
George: rotflmao
David: you havnt lived life yet unti lu have swallowed a slice of tiramisu whole, inhaling cocoa powder as u go
George: >.<
David: my life is complete now
George: apparently so lol
David: for the next 45 minutes of tiramisu high
David: then i shall suffer dysphoria
George: rotfl
David: and according to my textbook, eat more tiramisu, in greater amounts
George: hahahahahaha
George: nothing bad in that