Dog & Baby
Crystal: party party
Crystal: party hardy
Crystal: i hate aim express
George: ?
Crystal: im at my cousin's
Crystal: on her boyfriend's laptop
George: wooo
Crystal: they live in irvine
George: woo
Crystal: they offered to let me live with them when i go to college
George: woooooooo
George: lol
George: nice
Crystal: as opposed to the 8.5 hundred id be paying per year at the dorms
George: right
Crystal: it'll be like 6000
Crystal: and i get a dog
Crystal: hahaha
George: lol
George: SometHing Red801: thick chicks rule!
SometHing Red801: haha jk
Crazzleberry: ahah....no, they have to eat meat
Crazzleberry: tyler and i saw this one chick who was sooo thin, we lloked at her, and we wanted to go ask her if she needed money for food
Crystal: sorry if i dont reply quickly
Crystal: the little box doesnt blink on aimexpress
George: o s'ok
Crystal: whatcha doin
George: calculus
George: aka death.
Crystal: ahahahaha
Crystal: i have a term paper
Crystal: thats due at 8 tomorrow morning
Crystal: or i get a fail for psychology
George: oo wow
Crystal: yeah
Crystal: and i cant get a D or F this semester
George: joy
Crystal: yeah'
George: Amanda B: hah i love it when people get so into their video games they think things that happen there work in real life
Amanda B: i was in a water gun fight with my brother today
iNSPiRiTUM28: see: grand theft auto
Amanda B: who plays shooting games
Amanda B: his gun ran out of water
Amanda B: and he shot somewhere off in the distance
Amanda B: i'm like bryan you can't reload that way
Crystal: hahaha
Crystal: wait gimme the link to your site
Crystal: gimme gimme gimme
Crystal: my brother called me a button masher today
George: http://gchen.netfirms.com
Crystal: because he plays games like tekken 5 and he memorizes the button patterns
George: lol
Crystal: but we were playing this morning
Crystal: and he kicked my ass like 4 times
Crystal: til i got to the character he hates, because all i do is hit the same two buttons
Crystal: and he lost.
Crystal: so he threw the controller on the ground, shut off the game, called me a button masher, and left.
George: rotflmao
Crystal: ive been moved to the bedroom
Crystal: i was "taking up too much room on the couch"
Crystal: hahahaha
George: ya you and your fat a**
George: lol
Crystal: ahahaha
George: j/k j/k
Crystal: i was like "what ifi cross my legs?"
George: haha
Crystal: "no? fine. i'll got to the bedroom...where the dog is. im sure SHE'LL appreciate my presence."
George: hahaha aw
George: feed it chocolate
George: :-P
Crystal: =-O
Crystal: no!
Crystal: that is so mean
Crystal: i like this dog
Crystal: she does tricks.
Crystal: oh man. the cute guy is here.
George: hahaha ooo
Crystal: hes like...near 30 though
Crystal: hahahahaha
George: ???
Crystal: shut up
Crystal: the doggie's crying
Crystal: because she cant leave the room
Crystal: poor mei
Crystal: she's making squeaky noises
George: awwwww :(
Crystal: and banging her tail against the wall
Crystal: she wants me to let her out but i cant
Crystal: she should just puke on the floor in spite.
Crystal: thats what my baby cousin used to do when i babysat him
George: rotflmao
Crystal: he'd cry
Crystal: and i'd ignore him
Crystal: because there was no use trying to console
Crystal: then he'd cry for a good hour
Crystal: and puke on the floor
Crystal: id calmly clean it up
Crystal: watch him cry some more
Crystal: and then he'd shut up and crawl in my lap to watch tv
Crystal: its allllllllllllll about the patience.
George: hahahaha nicely done
Crystal: my cousin left him with us while she went to some convention in another state
Crystal: and he was a total spoiled child
Crystal: so basically i was taking care of him everyday since my mom couldnt
Crystal: man. we knocked the spoils right out of him.
George: ROTFLMAO o god
George: what the hell did you do?
Crystal: "time for your shower."
Crystal: "but i want a BATH."
Crystal: "NO YOU GET A SHOWER. GET IN THE TUB."
Crystal: "WAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Crystal: "fine. cry."
Crystal: "i can give you a shower while you cry."
George: *applauds* that's right, put the little punk in his place
Crystal: hhahahaha
Crystal: he got better over time
Crystal: there was the one time where my mom was giving me a break and was watching him
Crystal: and SHE tried to get him to shower
Crystal: and he cried
Crystal: and she threatened to lock him in the garage
Crystal: OH MY GO
Crystal: D
George: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
George: THAT....is.....brilliant.
Crystal: he like RAN AWAY from her
Crystal: and i could hear this entire thing going on from my place at the computer
Crystal: and next thing you know, i have a lapful of sniffly child hiding from my mom
Crystal: ahahahaha
George: AWWWWW CUTE!!!!
Crystal: then i put him in the shower
Crystal: but GEEZUS i was NICE about it.
George: you? nice?
Crystal: only to the little ones.
Crystal: hahahaa
Crystal: his little sister never got time spent with my family during those prime years of learning
Crystal: so shes a little brat
Crystal: and he's way cool
Crystal: ahahahaha
George: lol
Crystal: at least when he's not arouns his paernts
George: all b/c of you
Crystal: i think hes like 7 and he knows when to act snotty and not
George: nice
Crystal: yeah because in my house we dont give you squat.
George: so i've learned.
Crystal: but it was cool
Crystal: taking care of the kid for like MONTHS
George: aw
Crystal: reinforces the idea that my kids wont suck
George: w00t
George: learning from the parents.
Crystal: hahaha
Crystal: AHAHAHA the adults cant find the dodgeball
Crystal: i bet you the dog ate it in spite
George: why do they need the dodgeball?
Crystal: they're gonna play
Crystal: AH THE DOG OPENED THE SLIDING GLASS DOOR
Crystal: fucking smart dog.
Crystal: im not getting off my ass.
George: woah!
George: nice!
Crystal: and i dont think the outside gate is open anyway
George: or you hope not
Crystal: oh she came back in.
George: aw
George: what type of dog is it?
Crystal: border collie
Crystal: theres this little girl who just walked into the room
Crystal: shes talking to me
Crystal: shes 10
Crystal: her name is marsha.
Crystal: hahahahaha
Crystal: shes playing with the dog
Crystal: and making comments
George: marsha marsha marsha.....
Crystal: hahahahahahaha
Crystal: its always MARSHA
Crystal: hahahaha
George: lol