Dating Shows
George: hi kelly
Kelly: oi
George: how has your day been?
Kelly: moody-sh
George: lol and this is different from any other day how?
George: j/k j/k
Kelly: suck my chocolate salty balls
Kelly: w000000
George: f**k?
Kelly: watch ch 5
Kelly: it's so hilarious
Kelly: watch it watch it
George: lol what is it?
Kelly: cheaters
George: heh
Kelly: this guy cheats on his wife with a d*minatrix
George: kelly, i didn't know you were on a dating show
Kelly: and he's caught in a hotel with a leather head thingy and zip up tighty- erm..
Kelly: leather blackies...?
George: O_O
Kelly: it's a CHEATING
Kelly: show
Kelly: not a dating show
Kelly: god, im not THAT trashy
Kelly: lol
Kelly: ^^:
George: lol i was kidding dear
Kelly: i know
Kelly: i was kidding back
Kelly: dur
Kelly: sorry
Kelly: hormones
George: lol i know
Kelly: why is it that all the girls that the guys cheat with have no teeth?
George: b/c smart guy + stupid woman = affair
Kelly: aw
Kelly: and me being the spouse will be so blinded that i don't notice the obvious warning signs
George: well then u have to pick ur guy wisely
George: pick the one who either 1. wouldn't cheat or 2. wouldn't be able to hide it :-P
Kelly: lol
Kelly: i'll have to <i>break</i> his will
George: so yeah, good luck