Crystal's Night
Crystal: so the whole thing where i attract every gay guy in a 10 mile radius still rings true
George: you attract them or you are attracted to them
Crystal: either or
George: and why this revelation?
Crystal: i went to that birthday dinner
Crystal: and john's best friend happened to be this skinny gay guy
Crystal: yeah.
Crystal: let's jsut say we became instant friends
Crystal: he groped me twice
George: uh.....you sure he's gay?
Crystal: and i got some lip action
Crystal: pure gay.
Crystal: he was flaming on his ex boyfriend who was there
George: lip action? what?
Crystal: yeah i dunno either
George: no what the hell do you mean by that?
Crystal: oh well he had a piece of cake in his mouth
Crystal: and i kinda ate it off him?
Crystal: hahahahaha it bother john (the birthday boy)
Crystal: he was like
Crystal: EW GROSS DID YOU JUST KISS MY BEST FRIEND?!
George: wow wh*re.
Crystal: hahahaha
Crystal: only if you're a gay man
Crystal: hahaha this was our first conversation
Crystal: nathan: are you a lesbionic?
crystal: im a fag hag.
nathan: oooh. can i touch your chi chis?
George: .....that's disturbing.
Crystal: hahahaha
Crystal: rather a daily thing for me
Crystal: i got lip action on the way out too
George: o do tell
Crystal: hahahahaha
Crystal: i was the last one to leave the restaurant
Crystal: and he was just standing there and we had a cute little goodbye peck
Crystal: he's a sweetie
George: so you're happy to have gone eh?
Crystal: for the gay guy yeah
George: lol aw too bad you're never going to date him
Crystal: hahahaha i know
Crystal: its okay.
Crystal: i'll stick with my alex
Crystal: i manhandle him on a weekly basis
George: and make out with random gay guys here and there
Crystal: it wasnt making out
Crystal: it was pecking. theres a difference.
Crystal: and it SO doesnt count if the guy is gay.
George: lol defending yourself are we?
Crystal: i'll defend myself against the fact that we werent making out
Crystal: but that yes, he stuck his hand in my clevage
Crystal: and declared that he bought john a vibrator for his birthday
George: at the same time?
Crystal: no
Crystal: seperate.
George: dam