Iowan Cow Tipper
Megan: snark? what snark? i dont snark.
Crystal: hush.
Megan: make me
Crystal: [throws jello]
Crystal: NAY!
Crystal: Crystal: wait.
Crystal: NYAH!
Megan: *falls on the floor laughing*
Megan: Jello? that's all you got?
Crystal: [wedgie]
Megan: *crumbles brownie on you and dumps milk on your head*
Megan: wedgie? i'm not wearing any underwear
Crystal: ew. game over.
George: ROTFLMAO!!!!!
George: that's hilarious
Crystal: Megan: lol hahahaha i win
Crystal: on consensus that you have no underoos on.
Megan: *dances*
Megan: *sings* megan has no undies! megan has no undies! crystal touched me bum!
Crystal: sick. totally sick.
George: ew
Crystal: shes like, a year older than us.
Crystal: i make fun of her because she lives in iowa
Crystal: she swears she doesnt tip cows but i beg to differ.
George: haha i do too
Crystal: Megan: oh hush, you know you liked it
Crystal: if you're name was chris and you were a buff little man who played lacrosse.
Megan: *looks at non-existent boobs* we'll have to work on the lacrosse game
Megan: and the d*ck... missing one of those
Crystal: and your name aint chris
George: ......
George: that's disturbing
Crystal: Megan: THAT can be fixed
Crystal: COW TIPPER!
Megan: I DONT TIP F**KING COWS!
Megan: that's not what Iowa is about
Megan: we're about the meth, the mary jane, and the blow
George: .........
George: i am NEVER stepping foot in iowa
George: NEVER.
Crystal: Crystal: ...
Crystal: i think id prefer the cow tipping.
Megan: lol i never said I did any of that
Crystal: cow tipper.