Cooking Kills
George: julia the red!
Julia: lol hello
George: :D when do you leave for the island state?
Julia: tomorrow after school
George: ah. and u get back when?
Julia: tuesday night
Julia: i think
George: ah.....good. 4 days to tp your house then.
George: maybe i should go w/ the tp and forking....
Julia: IF YOU TP MY HOUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MURDER YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY
George: o you will, will you?
Julia: yes and i'll get sean to teach me his cool tae kwan do moves
Julia: so you best watch yourself
Julia: haha forking is so funny its so random
George: lol. ::o no!::
Julia: i wonder who thought that up
George: college prankster is my bet
Julia: like what kind of person randomly says "hey im bored lets go stick silverware in the neighbor's lawn?"
Julia: lol
Julia: Julia<!-- (7:54:27 PM)-->: actually im trying on all my old swimsuits to see what still fits
Julia<!-- (7:54:32 PM)-->: .... this is depressing
Brett<!-- (7:54:35 PM)-->: s*xy!
Julia<!-- (7:54:50 PM)-->: ... not!
Julia: Brett<!-- (7:55:01 PM)-->: oh so hot!
Brett<!-- (7:55:25 PM)-->: you are probably trying on suits from like, 2nd grade
Brett<!-- (7:55:31 PM)-->: "oh god, im fat!"
Julia<!-- (7:55:38 PM)-->: more like last summer
Julia<!-- (7:55:40 PM)-->: haha yeah kinda
Brett<!-- (7:56:38 PM)-->: fat chicks are hardcore steemy hot.
Brett<!-- (7:56:41 PM)-->: i need to go eat
Brett<!-- (7:56:44 PM)-->: to get fat
Brett<!-- (7:56:47 PM)-->: and s*xy
George: rotfl
George: wow......
George: so the suit hunt isn't being successful?
Julia: well haha im like the most insecure person ever and hes like haha FATTY!
Julia: so no not really
George: lol. you need to stop snacking on the chocolate
Julia: thanks for the tip george
Julia: makes me feel better
Julia: oh yah
Julia: and i pretty much impaled myself on a knife today
George: :D not a problem, sunshine
Julia: it was kinda disgusting
George: WHAT?
Julia: ok maybe not impaled
Julia: but i basically stuck a knife in my arm
Julia: **by accident
George: wth? how?
Julia: wow you're going to call me an idiot
Julia: but i was cutting a pizza
Julia: and it got stuck on the crust so i had to pull harder and i lost control of the knife and it stuck on the inside of my elbow
George: julia pulled a monica
Julia: .. my embarassing story of the night
George: any bad injury from that?
Julia: no, i pulled a ME. last time i made pizza i pulled it out of the oven and tripped and basically stabbed myself in the arm w/the hot pizza plate and burned off a chunk of my skin.
Julia: pizza is the DEVIL
George: =-O
Julia: or maybe im just exceptionaly smooth
George: hmm....let's see now....light oven on fire...cut self while cutting pizza....burn skin.....
George: julia, you better marry the next emeril to keep yourself out of the kitchen!
Julia: maybe god is sending me a sign not to cook?
Julia: lol
George: either that or live by eating out
Julia: omg wow im just thinking... seriously all my major accidents have had to do with food. like one time i was carrying a stack of dishes and glasses and stuff down to the diswasher and i slipped on a wet part of our hardwood floor and slid down the stairs. all the glass broke and there's a piece still stuck in my hand that hurts sometimes but the doctor said it would be more trouble than its worth to get it out
Julia: you can see where it is too
Julia: wow am i like the hugest freak ever??
George: yes, yes you are
George: :-P
George: i avoid trouble by not cooking
George: although i make great tv dinners :D
Julia: lol
Julia: so do i
Julia: and look what happens!!
George: lol
Julia: gtg friends is on ttyl
George: ciao