Floating on Clouds
George: hi hi
Lisa Anderson: it's george!
George: it's lisa!
Lisa Anderson: where?
Lisa Anderson: oh not this again
George: .....
George: behind the window, in the suitcase of the man with the red beret.
Lisa Anderson: ouch
Lisa Anderson: it's cramped in here
Lisa Anderson: of all pplaces, george
George: haha sorry
Lisa Anderson: you're not sorry at all
George: yes i am!
George: i have my "sorry" face on!
Lisa Anderson: where?
Lisa Anderson: ....
Lisa Anderson: this face? :-D
George: lol
Lisa Anderson: guess where george is?
George: where?
Lisa Anderson: i dunno yet
Lisa Anderson: hold on
Lisa Anderson: hm
Lisa Anderson: i'm still thinking
Lisa Anderson: don't worry
George: alright
George: i'll just float here
Lisa Anderson: that's where he is!
Lisa Anderson: he's in the cloud that looks like a nutella jar!
Lisa Anderson: [nutella craving sorry]
George: awesome! can i eat the cloud?
Lisa Anderson: you can try!
Lisa Anderson: wait no
Lisa Anderson: my cloud!
Lisa Anderson: get yer own!
George: you put me on there!
Lisa Anderson: i did?
Lisa Anderson: you blame me for everything
George: hmph
Lisa Anderson: don't change the subject
Lisa Anderson: as supreme nutella queen and empress of my universe i hrant you your own cloud
Lisa Anderson: i'm feeling generous today
George: aw thanks
Lisa Anderson: no problem
George: lol why do we do this every time?
Lisa Anderson: nutella?
Lisa Anderson: see i talk to you and i get hungry
George: i wonder what that implies.
Lisa Anderson: just that you keep reminding me of the nutella jar that i don't have right now
George: aw pity
George: i have strawberry cheesecake that i'm eating :D
Lisa Anderson: i should be ptited
Lisa Anderson: what??
Lisa Anderson: what???????
Lisa Anderson: will you grant me a strawberry cheesecake cloud?
George: of course
George: *grants*
Lisa Anderson: thank you!
Lisa Anderson: nice sound effects
George: you like them? i got them just for you
Lisa Anderson: did you really?
Lisa Anderson: i can tell
Lisa Anderson: i know what i have and you don't
Lisa Anderson: my mommy made tofu pudding
George: hahahaha
Lisa Anderson: don't tell me you have it
George: no, not at the moment
Lisa Anderson: ha!
George: fine, fine, you win
Lisa Anderson: don't i always?
George: don't flatter yourself
Lisa Anderson: flatter flatter flatter!
Lisa Anderson: flatter flatter flatter floop
George: lol
Lisa Anderson: what does flattering sound like?
George: the sound of one hand clapping
Lisa Anderson: i bet it does
Lisa Anderson: i'll stay up all night meditating that
George: awesome, let me know how it goes
Lisa Anderson: not well, my brain hurts
George: ooh
George: Average Asian Parent's Response to College Acceptance
- Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford/MIT: You bring me happiness of thousand cranes.
- Penn: You disgrace the (insert asian last name) family going to penn state!
- Brown: What this brown, no school can be good if named after color!
- Columbia: You not going outside the country for you education.
- Georgetown: You get accept to city?
- U of Chicago: I will not let my child attend a public university.
- Northwestern: What? you got accept to direction, what a disgrace to family honor.
- AW or S: who has ever heard of (Amherst/Williams/Swarthmore)
back in Korea? You better start learning wash dish.
- Carnegie-Mellon: What kind of fruit is that?
- Vanderbilt: Who-built? I don't know anything Vander did make him be famous.
- WUSTL: Where is St. Louis? is part of united states? Who is this "washington"
- Rice: I not let my child attend cuilinary school, you be honorable scientist, not chef.
- Wake Forest: What can you learn in forest, I want my child go to university
- Reed: you such a disgrace they think you need learn how to read.
- Colgate: Toothbrush making school not a place I will send my child.
Lisa Anderson: -u of british columbia...
George: start running now.
Lisa Anderson: sheesh.
George: haha
Lisa Anderson: san diego?
George: it's at least 50% asian anyways, i think it's ok
Lisa Anderson: don't even ask
Lisa Anderson: pshaw ubc is over 50%
Lisa Anderson: i win
George: lol my dad is still kinda disappointed i chose to go there
Lisa Anderson: flatter flatter
Lisa Anderson: why??????
George: he wanted ucla
Lisa Anderson: it was my only ivy league
Lisa Anderson: oh
Lisa Anderson: too close to home
George: exactamundo
Lisa Anderson: haha i had the same reasoning
Lisa Anderson: my battery's going
Lisa Anderson: and my tofu pudding is wearing off
Lisa Anderson: i'm going to bed
George: aw alright
Lisa Anderson: night!
George: night
Lisa Anderson logged out.