"Clark Kent"
Crystal (11:28:04 AM): okay so there this new guy at our attraction and he used to work critter country
Crystal (11:28:09 AM): f*ucking A. he's gorgeous
Crystal (11:28:10 AM): not hott.
Crystal (11:28:13 AM): but GORGEOUS
Crystal (11:28:18 AM): everyone fucking wants him
Crystal (11:28:20 AM): boys and girls
Crystal (11:28:33 AM): we call him clark kent, superman, and/or prince phillip
Crystal (11:28:36 AM): like holy sh*t
Crystal (11:28:46 AM): his name is josh and the f*cker is gayer than a queen
Crystal (11:28:50 AM): but still gorgeous
Crystal (11:28:59 AM): we actually found out he might be bi
George (11:29:02 AM): hahaha which is very convenient for you
Crystal (11:29:25 AM): haha
Crystal (11:29:28 AM): so i told geoffrey that
Crystal (11:29:29 AM): i was like
Crystal (11:29:37 AM): "omg superman is bi, we all have hope"
Crystal (11:29:54 AM): geoffrey: what? are you going to leave me for him now? is that it?"
Crystal (11:30:17 AM): crystal: well considering i havent gotten any from you in the last month or so, maybe yeah.
Crystal (11:30:30 AM): geoffrey: i was totally ready for it last night, but you bailed and went home.
Crystal (11:30:41 AM): crystal: you said you were going to bed!
Crystal (11:30:46 AM): geoffrey: that was code!
Crystal (11:31:02 AM): crystal: what fucking code!? you said "i'm going to bed"
Crystal (11:31:11 AM): geoffrey: that's code for let's go have s*x!
Crystal (11:31:20 AM): crystal: THAT WAS YOU YAWNING AND GOING TO BED!
George (11:31:26 AM): LMAO
Crystal (11:31:41 AM): so yeah
Crystal (11:31:41 AM): hahaha
George (11:32:01 AM): i agree with you :P
George (11:32:37 AM): is kent "gayer than a flaming bag of rainbows" as you so nicely called someone?
Crystal (11:32:41 AM): yes.
Crystal (11:32:44 AM): like full on
Crystal (11:32:49 AM): hands flailing
Crystal (11:32:52 AM): voice influx
Crystal (11:32:53 AM): gay.
Crystal (11:32:59 AM): like f*ck no he aint bi
Crystal (11:33:01 AM): thats gay
Crystal (11:33:10 AM): i asked him if he was family and he just discreetly nodded
George (11:35:42 AM): ??
Crystal (11:36:45 AM): if he was gay
George (11:47:50 AM): ah i gotcha
George (11:47:57 AM): sorry i'm not in on all the gay slang
Crystal (11:49:31 AM): haha
George (11:50:10 AM): seriously tho....what is it with that voice influx? how the HELL do you get that from being gay?
Crystal (11:50:34 AM): hahahha
Crystal (11:50:38 AM): its not like girly
Crystal (11:50:49 AM): he just has this thing where everything sounds cheerful
George (11:51:17 AM): rotfl