A CD STD
Kelsey: so the person thought my roomate's drive was dirty and the cd spread it like an std or something to my computer
George: hahahaha
Kelsey: isn't this all fascinating?
George: love the std analogy
Kelsey: thanks
Kelsey: BUT, after i clean my system... or drive, out, the perosn told me i should let my roomate use the CD as well
Kelsey: but i don't want to!
Kelsey: i paid for it!
Kelsey: or... i will have, when i get it
George: have them split it
Kelsey: and what if i need to clean my drive out again?
George: no idea
Kelsey: but then again, if her drive isn't clean, she'll just keep giving me an std everytime we share fluids... i mean dvds
Kelsey: so maybe i should. let her get protection too
George: exactly.
Kelsey: but i don't want to suggest that she's dirty or anything... or that her computer is
Kelsey: that might be offensive, and this is very sensitive territory
Kelsey: haha
Kelsey: the std analogy really was a good pic
Kelsey: i could have played it up so much more
George: indeed.
Kelsey: yes yes
George: please keep it going
Kelsey: haha
George: you haven't made a sores joke yet.
Kelsey: ooh, you're right!
Kelsey: lol
Kelsey: hmm...
Kelsey: well, apparentely my computer was a virgin, basically, beofer i came up to school
George: naw, you kept sticking things into her
Kelsey: liar!
Kelsey: i would never!
Kelsey: i only played two dvds on it
Kelsey: and besides, it was still unfamiliar to any other computer when i came up here
George: ah ok
Kelsey: so anyways... by sharing fluids/dvds with my partner/roomate, it caused this...long-term disease and messed up my computer's sex drive... or just drive
Kelsey: cd drive, i suppose
Kelsey: ...leaving these open wounds that affected every program relating to the cd drive
Kelsey: it's really been quite a tramatic experience
Kelsey: and now i have to take it in to get tested
Kelsey: or at least, buy a test, and see what the diagnosis for my computer is
Kelsey: the poor thing
Kelsey: always get tested at the first sign of trouble, george!
Kelsey: remember that
Kelsey: with your computer