Boyfriend Troubles
Michelle: hey
George: hello there
Michelle: i have a problem
Michelle: i think my boyfriend is more attractive than me
Michelle: and that upsets me
Michelle: so i need a second opinion
George: why is it a problem that your bf is attractive?
Michelle: ok he looks like tom cruise
Michelle: is tom cruise more attractive than me?
George: not in my opinion..
Michelle: well tom cruise in his younger days
Michelle: with a large p*nis and abs
George: i'm sorry, how do you know the size of tom cruise's p*nis?
Michelle: nono this is evan
Michelle: lol the word is too profane for you?
George: oh.
Michelle: a word with a period
George: lol i'm not even going to ask how you know that
Michelle: hes my boyfriend
Michelle: we get together
Michelle: and do things
Michelle: so with those standards
Michelle: whos hotter
George: i still say you win
George: but by a slim margin
Michelle: fine i'll go get breast implants
George: that desparate eh? well that would put you over.
Michelle: lol
Michelle: nah theyre too much trouble
Michelle: you have to redo them every year
George: well you can ask him if he likes them...some guys like fake chests
Michelle: he likes mine
Michelle: i bet he'd like them more if i were a dd
George: yes but keep in mind implants are harder usually than natural breasts
Michelle: lol
Michelle: i wasnt serious
Michelle: when i was in texas
Michelle: i put 2 water balloons under my bikini
Michelle: and a wet white tshirt over it
Michelle: so they looked real and massive
Michelle: and a group of catholic school boys followed me out of their hotel room
George: hahahahahaha hott.
Michelle: lol
Michelle: where are you now?
George: well i'm off for the summer obviously, but i study at University of California San Diego
Michelle: ah right
Michelle: you're 2 years older than me right
George: i believe that's right.
George: you're going into your senior year, yes?
Michelle: yep
Michelle: man i'm old
George: heh. you're old? imagine how I feel.
Michelle: well its ok for you
Michelle: i have many fans to please
George: with what, pray tell?
Michelle: you know, the usual